If you do I might bite your head off (just ask my mom ;). Yes, the baby is still inside. No, I haven't really had any meaningful contractions...no more than usual...nothing worth timing. I must make one good incubator--first Alix won't come out and now Lou-lu. Here is an eviction notice to little Lou-lu...
Dear Baby Lou-lu,
I am issuing 2 day notice for EVICTION. You will have 2 days in which to gather your belongings and promptly vacate the premises. After which, you will be physically removed from the property.
You are being evicted due to breech of contract and destruction of property. Expansions only to the FRONT of the house, within reasonable limits, were discussed. Not only have these limits been exceeded, but additions to the back of the house were also made!
Remodeling and gutting of the home was never approved, nor was changing the initial layout and base structure. And due to property damage, there are now leaks in both the upper AND lower levels of the home. On top of which, the landlord has received numerous complaints about nightly disturbances.
You are also exceeding your rental agreement and are thereby creating double occupancy in a single unit rental dwelling. This is not allowed.
After 2 days, if you do not comply with the notice, it will result in immediate and forceful removal at my discretion. Please gather your placenta and leave!!!
Sincerely,
Your landlord and mother
See you on July 2nd...with my baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 comment:
Kristin,
you are one clever gal. And while I am sorry Lou-lu did eventually have to be forcefully evicted, I am hoping you are enjoying a peaceful - and separate - coexistance now. :-)
Julie
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